I am a hacker

No one is really perfect

So, you're a hacker? That's nice!

Seriously, we love hackers. That is why we also thought of you!

Hackers will have a special attention from our system. Just for you, we have implemented one of the strongest anti-cheat protection in the industry so that you can work harder in cheating.

You will be warned when you try to cheat but we also have many other surprises because we know how much you love surprises. In certain cases you won't be warned!
As we love hackers so much, we will even update your account balance because we know what success means to you.

If our system finds out you are a hacker it will fight back. Don't worry, there is no violence involved... you will just be banned when you request your payment.

How do we know that you are a hacker:

You try to develop or use something that click ads for you.

You try to view advertisements you're not supposed to.

You are ugly!

If you get banned, it's because our system got upset with you so, it won't accept communications coming from you. Our system doesn't accept apologies.

If you're banned, you will lose all the money in your account!

It's our way of saying: We told you so!

You have been warned!

Monday, May 24, 2010 // // 0 comments //